January 2012
December 2011
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Kinda awkward
The guy next door is having too much fun…by himself, if you catch my drift. All I can hear is my tv and him moaning. I want to kick his door in and tell him to shut up but we all know that would be rude. I’ll just turn my music up for now -_-
As much time as I may need alone, please dont...
